CELEBRITY FUNNY MONEY QUOTES

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Quotable quotes from celebrities

Here are notable hilarious quotes from some of our celebrities. Guess you would learn some few tips from the  collections of quotes from presidents, movie stars, philosophers, athletes, and even Paris Hilton on everybody's favorite topic, Money.

1.      "Early to bed, early to rise, keeps you healthy, wealthy and wise." - Benjamin Franklin

2.      "For I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love." - The Beatles

3.      "Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it." - William Somerset Maugham

4.      "A penny saved is a penny earned." - Benjamin Franklin

5.      "Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time." - Jim Rohn

6.      "Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort." - Helen Gurley Brown

 7.      "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." - Woody Allen

8.      "Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." - Jackie Mason

9.      "If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting." - Ben Franklin

10.  "What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more." - Seneca

11.  "If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to." - Dorothy Parker

 12.  "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery." - Charles Dickens

13.  "It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green." - Family Guy

14.  "My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." - Errol Flynn

15.  "If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some." - Benjamin Franklin

16.  "Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it." - Rebecca Johnson

17.  "Lack of money is the root of all evil." - George Bernard Shaw

18.  "What we really want to do is what we are really meant to do. When we do what we are meant to do, money comes to us, doors open for us, we feel useful, and the work we do feels like play to us." - Julia Cameron

19.  "Money is usually attracted, not pursued." - Jim Rohn

20.  "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket." - Kin Hubbard

21.  "Money will come when you are doing the right thing." - Mike Phillips

 22.  "You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal." - Johnny Depp

23.  "It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed." - Kin Hubbard

24.  "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope

25.  "The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any." - Katharine Whitehorn

26.  "The art is not in making money, but in keeping it." - Proverb

 27.  "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." - Robin Williams

28.  "Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears." - Robert W. Sarnoff

29.  "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." - Will Smith

30.  "Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game." - Donald Trump

31.  "You don't have to die in order to make a living." - Lynn Johnston

32.  "I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money." - David Lee Roth

33.  "Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man." - Kahlil Gibran

34.  "So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what the root of all money is?" - Ayn Rand

35.  "Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." - Rita Rudner

36.  "The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means." - Sir Henry Taylor

37.  "Money is the best deodorant." - Elizabeth Taylor

38.  "Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver." - Ayn Rand

39.  "A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." - Jonathan Swift

40.  "He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days." - Anonymous

41.  "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." - Oscar Wilde

42.  "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra

43.  "Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil." - Henry Fielding

44.  "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is." - Oscar Wilde

45.  "Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one." - Benjamin Franklin

 46.  "Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." - Groucho Marx

47.  "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben

48.  "Money often costs too much." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

49.  "Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail" - Richard Friedman

50.  "Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

51.  "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of  loan  payments." - Earl Wilson

52.  "Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I'll tell you what they are." - James W. Frick

53.  "If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys." - James Goldsmith

54.  "Money is the barometer of a society's virtue." - Ayn Rand

55.  "It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy." - George Lorimer